The INBOX - Often the most cluttered folder in your cell fone, only a few realize the amount of information the that goes into it. The other day i happened to browse through the folder in discussion and came out amazed... Now I know what a flash back sequence really feels like! i jus re-lived the last two years of my life....
And that's when i came up with 'The Text Theory'
The Text Theory - Here's how it works... everytime you text or recieve a text, save it... however insignificant it may be. Friends, Foes, Salesmen, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Mum, Dad, Boss, or the Bimbo nxt door, they've all got a story to tell, Your Story... Don believe me, Go Read!
04 NOVEMBER 2008 1:43 PM
04 DTSP
12 MCS
17 MDC
22 DCOM
29 RADAR/IP
- This the most awaited as well as the most feared text in the engineering community. The Exam Schedule!
04 NOVEMBER 2008 3:24 PM
hey this is my new no. please store it.
Raghu
- gr8! right in time for the exam schedule.
05 NOVEMBER 2008 9:03 AM
dis. is my another new no. I'll switch according to my convinience.
Raghu
- WTF!?
14 NOVEMBER 2008 11:51 PM
I'm getin a stupid feeling abt CAT. y am i giving it this yr? big waste oftime! :)
- ya dude! one day before d exam, that's so damn comforting! :|
15 NOVEMBER 2008 9:43 PM
Js get some of your material tom re... thoda padh lenge drive ke time pe.
xam ka mood banega fir.
- Now you know why none us cracked it!
19 NOVEMBER 2008 12:54 AM
Sweedy, will get back and call yu tom.. nyty nyt
Mwah!
- and she never calls... well, we've all met one, haven't we!? :P
11 DECEMBER 2008 10:46 PM
sochte honge kisko bataye apni dil ka haal! Mat ho pareshan kyu ki aap ke shehar mein hai woh dost jo sune sirf aapki baat. Call 9930422023... Rs. 9/min.
- best sms advert ever.... hahahaha!
22 DECEMBER 2008 8:02 PM
I pray that any person who tries to screw your happiness, may his ass begin to itch and his hand grows shoter and he can't reach it! Do well!
- Now thats how yu wish 'Best o luck'!
12 FEBRUARY 2009 1:11 PM
Hey if yu are attending OFC ka lecture please mark my attendence. thanks!
- 10 in class that day. Attedence marked for 25! :P
17 FEBURARAY 2009 1:43 PM
Hey m feeling a lot of pain in my tummy.. won be able to come today... going to the doctor's .. PLZ MARK MY ATTENDENCE!:)
- Achivieng 50% attendence is a lot OK!
24 FEBURARY 2009 12:51 PM
Dude we're in the finals! BE Civil v/s BE Extc
- and we nailed it too!!! :D
1 MARCH 2009 10:46 AM
Fine! X( i'll mark your proxy...
- Thanks! sweetheart
17 MRACH 2009 9:56 AM
Well known prof from Nagpur University, dandwate aka 'The punishment distributor'
- "who's lecture am i missing?" and pop comes the reply.
28 APRIL 2009 12:27 AM
BABA is sloshed! woh ashih ki maar raha hai... he's calling me up and telling me teri love life ke baare mein bata... wtf!?
- :P
27 APRIL 2009 7:33 PM
Beti: Maa gaon mein film waale aaye hai
Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: par 'Ashish Balure' bhi aaya hai
Maa: Toh tere bhai ko bhi andar le aa!!!
- BWA-HAHAHAHAHA... sorry balure! :(
28 MAY 2009 7:18 PM
Ting Tong: Yatrigan Kripaya dhyan de , gaadi no 290509 BYE BYE BE EXPRESS, aapke zindagi ke platform pe anne wali hai. Aapke naye safar ki yaatra sukhad ho. dhanyawad
- Cheesy! but true... sniff! :'(
23 JUNE 2009 8:48 PM
No show before 12 yaar. saala paisa bhi khatam ho gaya hai...
- was the same story... all throughout college!
21 JULY 2009 12:58 PM
Area of perimeter is 2(l + b)? is it right? reply fast!
- This was during an aptitude test. Ya! rite.... area of a perimeter!? :S
19 AUGUST 2009 9:45 AM
Hey guys dis is asish balure. It's my office no. By default the bpl no. will be there. But can't say abt airtel. Take Care
- Thats ashish balure ppl. We don need to bash him up through status updates on fb. He does that to himself every now and then. Reminds of the the
Russel Peters act YOU KILL ME... I KILL ME!!! :P ... oh and balure thanks for letting us know you got a job! :P
03 SEPTEMBER 2009 11:30 AM
Chk ur outlook please.
- This was from 5 desks away at work. People really need to start getting up and walking! :P
11 SEPTEMBER 2009 1:30 PM
Take your medicines.
- Mum! STOP IT...
12 SEPTEMBER 2009 12:00 AM
Happy Birthday!
- To mee!!!
07 DECEMBER 2009 12:03 AM
Gnyt.. Kabhi msg nai karungi. Take Care
- YES!.. YES!.. YES YES YES!!! sigh... unfortunately it wasn't the last one. :(
15 FEBURARY 2010 2:39 PM
The 'BRO CODE' by Barney Stinson
Genesis Verse 23:
A gal came home late nd tells she was at her frns house. Dad cald 10 of her frns bt all of em tell she wasn't there.
A bro stays out the whole nite, tells he was at his frns place. Dad cald 10 of his frns, 8 confirmed he slept at their place, 2 claimed he's still there.
- Now that is totally legen - wait for it - dairy!!! ;)
21 MARCH 2010 1:57 PM
Dude chk the news. Astronomers have found water nd ice on the moon...
apun sirf whiskey leke jaane ka... ;)
- Cheers! :D
13 MAY 2010 7:13 PM
Guys sort out the pending things quickly and come to the party - dashboard send it tomorrow morning. :)
- Now thats hw bosses should be! :D
11 AUGUST 2010 9:23 AM
hi, i got cold due to the office ac. can't come today. hope this is fine. XYZ
- Hw do u turn down a leave request like that!? :|
24 AUGUST 2010 9:21 PM
yu mind if i call a couple of other frns for movie?
- Yes! please.. i'd like to go into dark room with a bunch of strangers! ...pun intended! :|
29 AUGUST 2010 11:26 PM
Your bill of Rs. XXXX.XX due on 12 Sep 10 has been dispatched.
- ouch!
Where did i keep that debit card now!?
