Chucked [Chã - hũh - khed]:
It is kinda like f*cked except it starts with a 'CH'. The pronunciation is good enough to let you know you were conned yet leave a subtle playful humor to the entire episode . The seven letter word is fast catching popularity as people run out of vocabulary to express expressions they've never expressed.
The art of chucking is very subtle... As you try to scoop out without violating emotions, it becomes very essential to master the art before you use it. The fact that the chuck-er can chuck his/her chuck-ed more than just once... makes it a very potent deterrent.
What are the best ways to chuck then?
1. i have the conjunctivitis... ugh cough!
2. :(
3. Argentina din go through to the finals... i can't wrk today :'(
4. Oh shit! i forgot...
5. i really wanted to but..
And you definitely know you've been Chucked when:
1. Your pal buys you a 1 terabyte portable diskette, but since he's canceled his half way round the world trip, decides to use it himself instead.
2. You drag your ass to work on a weekend and your boss forgets to mark overtime.
3. You order a Café Mocha and they bring you hot chocolate.
4. You get invited for a cup coffee and ....
Go figure, you've got the hang of it by now...
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Dear Paulie...
Dear Paulie
Hope you have been hale and hearty.
Many congratulations on your highly substantiate prophecy yet again. I'm sure if Nostradamus had eight legs he wouldn't have been any different. I must say women have been finding it difficult to keep their tentacles off you.
Also I learn that you have decided to call it day. Splendid thought! Always go out when on the top or bottom well that depends on whose on top of you... ahem!
I understand that life now hasn't been very easy for you in Oberhausen. Hate mails, death threats... it's taking all the slime off the success. The idea of being fried up and landing on a dinner plate in Kyoto, Japan certainly isn't the most comforting thought either.
Please consider my proposition, Move your base to India!
How will that help? The way I see it...
1. You may die of contaminated water but that's still better dying to become food.
2. Contaminated water may not be that bad.. after all look at us, we are still thriving, I can give you a billion people who'd vouch for that.
3. You won't have to predict Indian football matches ever. We all know who's gonna win when there's an India v/s Turkmenistan clash. Don't we?!
4. You can probably consider leasing out your expertise as a consultant to Indian Parakeets who were quite popular before you came along.
5. Star in a Bollywood movie/join politics(of course, since you are not indian.. you'd probably find yourself sitting as the party president)
6. Become a Deity!
Hope you were as excited to read this as i was, writing this to you.
Hoping to see you in Indian waters soon I remain...
With Warmest Regards
The Broker in every one of us.
Hope you have been hale and hearty.
Many congratulations on your highly substantiate prophecy yet again. I'm sure if Nostradamus had eight legs he wouldn't have been any different. I must say women have been finding it difficult to keep their tentacles off you.
Also I learn that you have decided to call it day. Splendid thought! Always go out when on the top or bottom well that depends on whose on top of you... ahem!
I understand that life now hasn't been very easy for you in Oberhausen. Hate mails, death threats... it's taking all the slime off the success. The idea of being fried up and landing on a dinner plate in Kyoto, Japan certainly isn't the most comforting thought either.
Please consider my proposition, Move your base to India!
How will that help? The way I see it...
1. You may die of contaminated water but that's still better dying to become food.
2. Contaminated water may not be that bad.. after all look at us, we are still thriving, I can give you a billion people who'd vouch for that.
3. You won't have to predict Indian football matches ever. We all know who's gonna win when there's an India v/s Turkmenistan clash. Don't we?!
4. You can probably consider leasing out your expertise as a consultant to Indian Parakeets who were quite popular before you came along.
5. Star in a Bollywood movie/join politics(of course, since you are not indian.. you'd probably find yourself sitting as the party president)
6. Become a Deity!
Hope you were as excited to read this as i was, writing this to you.
Hoping to see you in Indian waters soon I remain...
With Warmest Regards
The Broker in every one of us.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
In the beginning...
What better day to start a blog...
Monday morning, a nation wide strike, motor free roads, shops shut, no work, peace and tranquility all around.
It all kinda reminds you of the very beginning in time. A time where the human population of the world was no greater than 2.
The two souls Adam and Eve!
The leaf bearing dude and dudette supposedly lived for 930 years seeding the human population. I know it's tough to believe but at times i am little apprehensive about what Monsignor Georges Henri Joseph Édouard Lemaître actually meant when he said it was a big bang that started it all.
The way I see it... Either way it was a big bang that started it all!
Ahem! Let's weigh the pros and cons of the Adam'n eve theory..
Advantage Adam'n Eve :
- Our ancestors aren't monkey's.
- Racism goes out of the window. Your white, black, yellow or Indian only cause your mama(eve) wasn't feeling to good on those days or had a perfectly normal delivery :P \m/
- World peace. The world would've been this one big family. A smack on the bum from your mum and suddenly you don't feel like killing your brudda anymore.
- No one goes hungry to bed.
- There is more happiness than hatred around.
Disadvantage Adam'n Eve :
- To sustain your familia, you screw your siblings for the rest of eternity.
Hey! i din't say world peace, poverty and racism were gonna be easy to deal with!
Monday morning, a nation wide strike, motor free roads, shops shut, no work, peace and tranquility all around.
It all kinda reminds you of the very beginning in time. A time where the human population of the world was no greater than 2.
The two souls Adam and Eve!
The leaf bearing dude and dudette supposedly lived for 930 years seeding the human population. I know it's tough to believe but at times i am little apprehensive about what Monsignor Georges Henri Joseph Édouard Lemaître actually meant when he said it was a big bang that started it all.
The way I see it... Either way it was a big bang that started it all!
Ahem! Let's weigh the pros and cons of the Adam'n eve theory..
Advantage Adam'n Eve :
- Our ancestors aren't monkey's.
- Racism goes out of the window. Your white, black, yellow or Indian only cause your mama(eve) wasn't feeling to good on those days or had a perfectly normal delivery :P \m/
- World peace. The world would've been this one big family. A smack on the bum from your mum and suddenly you don't feel like killing your brudda anymore.
- No one goes hungry to bed.
- There is more happiness than hatred around.
Disadvantage Adam'n Eve :
- To sustain your familia, you screw your siblings for the rest of eternity.
Hey! i din't say world peace, poverty and racism were gonna be easy to deal with!
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